Thanks, Shark Week
What my kids learned from watching Shark Week:
1. The Megalodon is real.
2. Max has memorized the sharks listed on our souvenir coffee mug from Marco Island. Now he adds Old Hitler, Harbor Master and the Megalodon as types of sharks.
3. Max reminds Sam that Old Hitler lives “in Florida” to which Sam yells in calamitous disbelief, “Oh, come ON!”
4. Sharks growl.
5. Sharks are measured with frickin’ laser beams.
Thanks, Discovery Channel for your quality programming.