Monthly Archives for September 2014

Going to the salon is like getting a renewal on the subscription of me.

22. September 2014 by Shannon
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Motherly brilliance

15. September 2014 by Shannon
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I’m failing 3rd grade

  I’m failing 3rd grade. We just finished the fifth week of school and I think maybe I can catch my breath.  The amount of homework that’s assigned to my son, Sam is astounding.  He has homework in every subject, every … Continue reading

12. September 2014 by Shannon
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You never have to explain, defend or justify yourself.

12. September 2014 by Shannon
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Thanks, Shark Week

  What my kids learned from watching Shark Week: 1. The Megalodon is real. 2. Max has memorized the sharks listed on our souvenir coffee mug from Marco Island. Now he adds Old Hitler, Harbor Master and the Megalodon as types … Continue reading

09. September 2014 by Shannon
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Snot purgatory: a definition

  Snot purgatory: noun. 1. Mucous caught in the black hole of the sinuses, such that you can’t blow it out and you can’t suck it down.  In snot purgatory, mucus is thick and often rattles during inhalation or chokes … Continue reading

05. September 2014 by Shannon
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